The Peeps

 

Cooper Lane - There's been some debate as to the exact combination of chemicals Cooper sniffed as a child. Rest assured though, (almost) all of them are now off the market. Cooper is an art student attending university, specializing in pasta. He often misspells his name as Copper, leaving many to wonder whether an industrial grade pipe has accidentally enrolled in their class. His proudest achievement was calling in sick to watch the finale to Deep Space Nine on television.

First Appearance - Comic #001

Tin Wang - Wang stopped telling people his full name back in the 80s after it caused several people's brains to severely overheat in pure delight. It lead to three deaths, and four people to become permanently employed at McDonalds. He's currently enrolled in the forensics program at university, though mysteriously he's also in engineering classes. He suspects the office automatically signs up Asians for math classes when they aren't full. He'd drop them... but he does love his maths.

First Appearance - Comic #001

Kaylee Wilson - Kaylee is weird. In her words, she's in the nursing program because she "loves all bodily fluids". People would ask her to elaborate, but they're afraid she would. About the only other notable thing about her is that she's a vegetarian.

...Oh, and she's a nympho

First Appearance - Comic #006

Jade Inthebong -

 

First Appearance - Comic #014

 

Parker Perfect -

 

First Appearance - Comic #007

 

Penguin Dude -

 

First Appearance - Comic #005


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