_ _
 
Part V: Rent Rent Rent Rent Rent

Untitled Document  

 
   

 
 
 

 

November 07, 2006

Tyra Banks is a crazy bitch. There, I've said it. You've seen America's Next Top Model. And perhaps you've seen Tyra - her completely self-involved talk show. But if you search Tyra on YouTube, you'll get the best of Tyra in all her craziness. I'm not sure what this has to do with this week's comic. In fact, it really doesn't have anything to do with it. Since I'm the guest writer for this week's news though, I figured I had to start somewhere. It's going somewhere though, I swear*.

Or is it? That's the mystery of the asterisk. It's like the Loch Ness Monster of the english language. It appears every once and a while, and scares the shit out of foreigners. Now, historically, the asterisk was used on Egyptian Pyramids. This is an honest fact. Seriously, if you don't believe me.. you clearly aren't an Art History major. And if you do believe me... you probably shouldn't be an Art History major. I have no idea what I'm talking about, and my comments are fuelled by copius amounts of alcohol.

This week's comic has just kept the continuity chugging along. Chug-a-Lug I say.

*It really wasn't ever going anywhere.

- keegan h.

November 07, 2006

That's pretty sweet there, keegster...

 

 

Links | Forum | FAQ | Contact | Cast

 
 
 

 

 

© 2005-2007 Sophists & The Secret Order of the Golden Llama - Paul Pytlik. All rights reserved.
Website created & coded with pure unadulterated hate by Paul Pytlik. Twice.
Thanks to "Shadowfyre" for hosting this little slice o' heaven. You rock dude.

By reading this you are now legally and mystically obligated to return at least once a week, lest your eyeballs melt and whatever
genitalia you possess fall off (or out, or... you know what, they'll just melt too). I reserve the right to lease your soul
and paint it any colour I wish.

Please don't steal from me. Unless it's for a good reason. The only good reason being
I've made your eyeballs melt and your genitals liquefy. And only then if the revenge is epic
in scope, and you promise to let me win.

Thank you, that is all