By reading this you are now legally and mystically
obligated to return at least once a week, lest your eyeballs melt and whatever
genitalia you possess fall off (or out, or... you know what, they'll just melt
too). I reserve the right to lease your soul
and paint it any colour I wish.
Please don't steal from me. Unless it's for a good reason. The only good reason
being
I've made your eyeballs melt and your genitals liquefy. And only then if the
revenge is epic
in scope, and you promise to let me win.
